African-American ingenuity

A politically correct term for nigger rigging typically in the most inefficient and cheapest manner possible by a nigger.

I am about to employ time tested, African-American ingenuity as developed by the Center for African-American Studies and Technology.

by Otteman July 4, 2010

New American Gospel

1. N, The original CD from Lamb Of God, a talented band. See lamb of god

As The Palaces Burn was a good CD, but New American Gospel was better.

by Azzman September 30, 2003

American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.

Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.

by california689 August 4, 2011

American Starving

This is most often confused with actual starvation. It's the time when one thinks one is about to die of hunger, when actually, Americans have no idea what starving is because they are, on average, fed three meals a day.

(1) I'm so starving! I could eat a whole elephant!

(2) Oh really? You are so starving? Because you just ate about an hour ago.

(1) Fine! I'm American Starving.

by jlightning1 May 20, 2011

American Vacation

The period of unemployment between being laid off and starting a new job.

The duration of an American Vacation can vary from a few weeks to multiple years.

The term originated as a way of noting the relatively poor vacation time offerings of most American employers. For many overworked Americans, being laid off provides the only significant vacation time they will ever receive.

"John is on an American Vacation, so he is busy updating his resume."

by Mattomondo November 5, 2012

American Chip Spice

A paprika based demigod-level food stuff. Originating in Hull and sprinkled over cooked chips this shit will make you never want to eat regular chips again (swear down)

Dan: "These chips from takeaway are gish"

Jim: "Proper shit man, you know y tho amirite?

Dan: "No american chip spice..."
Jim: "... no fucking chip spice"

"There's hardly any chip spice on these, the radgie at takeaway's done me right over here"

by Bedhed January 12, 2016

American Portion

American Portion: Noun. The Whole Damn Thing . All serving in one package.

"Jimmy had an American Portion of pizza and a 48oz diet Coke"

by MKRandall February 9, 2017