August

A tall strapping man. Augusts are known for their ability to make friends and make people feel included. He is known for being the gayest straight man you will meet. He loves to get couples together. Augusts are also fantastic at orienteering. He is always selfless and loves to make jokes. August is always kind and very loyal to friends and family. He will always defends what he believes in. He is a great friend to have.

Girl 1: the guy is amazing at orienteering .
Girl 2: his name is august and he is single and ready to mingle.

by PrincessVespa123456789 June 11, 2022

AUGUST 10th

The most prettiest dumbass people are born on this day . If you are born on this day that means you are the best MF out there and everybody else is a trashy hoe <333

E: Ashley is the best

A: No shit sherlock she was born on august 10th

by Emmah<3333 July 13, 2022

August 27th

National give your partner head day

“Baby- it’s august 27th. You know what that means right?”

by TheOnlyTruthTelller August 17, 2022

August 25

National go do something fun with your bestie day

On August 25 you have to hang out with your bestie

by Mlcg1 August 24, 2022

August 28th

national tell your girlfriend her pubes look great day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th and you pubes look amazing”

by cornychips August 28, 2022

August 12, 2036

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August 12, 2036 the heat death of the universe

by ALJ69 June 7, 2023

Anal August

If you have intercourse it needs to be anal. No blowjobs, titjobs or creampies.

Bitch: Tries putting dick in pussy
Male hot boi: No it's anal August *puts dick in ass*

by MeminDemon November 14, 2019