Aids potato

When one of your mates with aids helps you to cook and they cut themselves peeling potatoes

Dude? Wtf? You just bled all over my food, I'm gonna have to throw this aids potato in the bin!

by Iate1 November 20, 2009

Super-Aids

A disease that you usually get when you have to go to school, work, or any other event you cant stand. Super-Aids is a very special disease, because when you have it you feel so sick that you cant go to work, school etc., but it also only lasts as long as your unintentional event lasts.

Why havent you been in school today?" - "I couldnt, Super-Aids, you know? But im alright now, so lets go out and do something.

by S.A.L.T.M.A.N. October 26, 2011

Phone Aids

Something that Brennen has.

Me: Brennen you have phone aids.
Brennen: What are phone aids?
Me: You're too young Brennen.

by a cr33p3r January 8, 2012

Hearing AIDS

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!

by Patrrrrrr February 19, 2009

Blackberry AIDS

Any virus that can be transmitted to your precious Blackberry via the evil internet.

I am heartbroken since my trusty Blackberry died of Blackberry aids.

by LabMom November 8, 2009

Aidscock

1) Possibly the greatest literary term to come out of the 20th Century

2) A great name to chose when you are online gaming. It offends the fuck out of other players but amuses me.

3) An infected body part

1) Where are we, if we did not have Aidscock?

2) I was executing Morons on Half Life 2 with my character Aidscock

3) Did you hear about Eddy Nolan's Aidscock?

by surf biffin December 7, 2007

AIDS

A point-based MMIRL game. Several players compete to get the most points by having unprotected sex and other stuff. The more points you have, the higher chance you have of winning various diseases.

Protected sex: 0 points
Unprotected sex with someone who's been tested: depends on the results of the test
Unprotected sex with someone you know: 2 point
Unprotected sex with a stranger: 5 points
Unprotected sex with strangers: 10 points
Multiply total score by 10x if you're gay

Let's play AIDS!

by Xtreme2252 September 16, 2009