Duct ape 

A reclusive member of the primate family which resides in air ducts. Can occasionally be heard making large crashing sounds which are often explained away by upper management as the turning on and off of vague air-flow systems.

The 3rd floor duct ape threw another banana at me this morning.

Duct ape by Apes Rule October 23, 2008

Apocaloptimist 

Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but still thinks it will turn out OK

"It" most commonly refers to the environment, or humanity, but could be other things as well.

Guy 1: "The envrionment is being degraded at an unparalled rate, we're literally destroying ourselves... but, it'll probably turn out OK. If we fail, the planet will likely heal itself in our abscence."

Guy 2: "Man, he's such an apocaloptimist."

Apocaloptimist by oblivion3 November 11, 2012

25 april 

Your amazing, and you want to socialize but only if you are close with them or they are comfortable around you and understandable with the same humour. Your probably half mature and half childy.

25 april?? Thats unique.

25 april by Levi Ackerman Junior High November 30, 2020

April 24

Six men on tiktok declared this day to be National Rape Day. To any women who sees this, carry weapons. pepper spray, a taser, a gun, anything. Don't be afraid to use them.

I want the fucking assholes who made April 24 National Rape Day dead.

April 24 by user19575903664 April 19, 2021

Appletard 

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.

That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.

Appletard by WartimeFirefighter June 27, 2010

24th April 

It’s just a normal fucking day.

Stop trying to make this specific day about ‘r_pe r_pe r_pe’

Even if it is for r_pe victims, the name should be called "National R_pe Awareness Day" instead of just "National R_pe Day"

Stop trying to turn an innocent day into entire drama. It’s just April the 24th, a day where you can be yourself, and lovd yourself.

Guy 1: YAY ITS 24TH APRIL, TIME TO GO R_PE SOMEBODY!
Guy 2: tf is wrong with you man, you are so fucked up and i hope you fucking burn in hell.

24th April by jayquan. April 23, 2021

Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day 

August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.

Rolled up towel appreciation day is a holiday.

Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009