john: Hey whats alyssa like?
bob: Shes a stinky fat poo thats inlove with carlton, uk drill, and chillinit
bob: Shes a stinky fat poo thats inlove with carlton, uk drill, and chillinit
by ilikeyourmumgarglingonmyc0ck February 21, 2022
Alyssa is one of a kind. In the eyes of the right person, she is the most beautiful lady to exist. She has the cutest smile and a golden voice indeed. A cute little lady like her might look weak on the outside. However, Alyssa is a fearless and understanding woman. Problems have tried to bring her down but she kept her head up and faced them wisely. She deserves everything and someone who would reminds her of how beautiful she looks when she smiles. Keep smiling Alyssa. Everyone wants to see that precious smile. You’re beautiful in every way.
Alyssa, I love you so much.
by -N. November 26, 2021
One of the most understanding and relatable people you’ll ever know. She’s also very athletic and can beat you in basketball every single time. She’s a boy magnet and you can’t compare to be honest. If she ever gets a boyfriend they will always be laughing and always be competing that will be super cute together.
Alyssa is courageous
by Baylie ya the one from school November 05, 2020
greg: oh hey micah!
micah: did you see that circular curvaceous cutie over there named alyssa?
greg: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
micah: *licks alyssa*
micah: did you see that circular curvaceous cutie over there named alyssa?
greg: SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP
micah: *licks alyssa*
by babygotnoback89 November 24, 2021
Alyssa is the ugliest sluttiest bitch you will ever meet. Don’t trust her no one likes Alyssa she is a fat whore
Person 1: ew it’s Alyssa
Person 2: she’s so ugly
Person 1: she’s also fat and icky
*proceeds to stab Alyssa because she deserves it*
Person 2: she’s so ugly
Person 1: she’s also fat and icky
*proceeds to stab Alyssa because she deserves it*
by Chase matu April 29, 2020
by scratch my back and gimme food October 12, 2020