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Jason Dong

Jason Dong is an unbelievably intelligent yet humble guy. He's popular but smart at the same time. Gets into every school team. Everyone loves him but is also jealous of him.

Incredibly athletic, has a sexy ripped body. Everyone calls him the most handsome guy alive. Tight abs, V-cut obliques, big chest, some facial hair, big arms, strong back and things. Just the right amount of hair on his chest, abs, legs, and arms.

Everyone wants him to take his shirt off during recess. Always wins shirtless fights at recess. Everyone touches his shirtless body. Too sexy that everyone rips his shirts off. Gets tortured at recess, but everyone knows he can take down ten people with his bare hands. Beats up all the thugs. Everyone takes shirtless photos of him.

Does push up competitions. Beats everyone with one hand. Slaughters people in arm wrestling.

Very kind and sarcastic guy. Damn handsome face body. No one can resist not touching his bare back or chest or abs. Sexiest guy ever.

Everyone who ever saw him wants to touch his whole body and sleep with him shirtless. Too sexy.
I love Jason Dong so much.
by JasonDong May 31, 2022
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jason shoestring

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.
person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !
by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023
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Shaina+Jason

The perfect couple you will ever meet in your life. If you meet one, go up to them because they might just make you the 3rd.
You saw that Shaina+Jason couple right? Kinda cute tbh, especially the Shaina girl’s eyelashes.
by bunnyhead October 11, 2021
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Jason Eide

Trust me, it’s not small. I’m not a Jason Eide.”
by UnbornFetus March 1, 2018
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Jason Yohana

Poopoo face. Has a crush on a girl named Marsha. Is Frederick Sakr's dad.
Frederick Sakr: Jason Yohana likes Marsha
Jason: Ǹ͘ ͚̮͙͔̪͉̣̞͕̦̪̀͢Ǫ̴̹̖̱̲͖͓͕̖͓̭͎̺̙͓͝͞͠ͅƠ͔̪̼͔̰̣̠͍̯̝͇͓̲̖̦͘͝ͅO ͖̟͙̮̲͓̲O̝̫̹̞̙̟͡O̡͞͏̳̝̥͈̯͟
by Frederick Sakr October 30, 2019
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jason tan

Big fat boiiiii vro
Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot
by Ya boii Jason May 29, 2017
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jason markiewicz

Is a great boy who has a big penis and usually gets all the girls
Stop being Jason Markiewicz dude
by John dude get off my pizza mar November 30, 2017
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