Nick Thomas

Born in Souix Falls, South Dakota. Thomas plays in the greatest indie band ever, The Spill Canvas. He has a sexy voice that makes girls quiver like his leg that he moves in time to music. Very sexy man.

Hi, I'm Nick Thomas, and I'm sexy.

by Shawna Hennessey June 13, 2008

dirty thomas

Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.

I ain't messing with that bitch, she's a total dirty thomas.

by ru-daddy January 3, 2011

Thomas metcalfe

A dumb ass dude going by the name Thomas metcalfe will have an unusual under average cock, and if they say it big everyone knows their lying becuase its the size of an AA.battery...

ha ha hes a thomas metcalfe.

by Metalcalfe March 19, 2019

The Terry Thomas

The act of ejaculating up a partner's anus, then having it fired on to the face with ferocious wind, whilst one screams "You Bounder!"

"The missus and me did the Terry Thomas last night"

"Did you?"

"Yep, Nailed me like a power hose"

by Clarence Poncington Smythe 3rd December 15, 2008

Thomas Nast

A German Cartoonist who is credited for creating the elephant and donkey representatives for the republican and democratic political parties of the United States of America, respectively.
See Also: Nast, King of Nast, Thomas Nast King of Nast.

"Yo bitch, dat is Thomas Nast, King of Nast, Nast!"

by A2Molly June 25, 2005

Thomas roberts

He is the thicccest boi he is so thiccc im pretty sure he has hiv but who cares cuz he so dummy thiccc

Bitch: im horny
Other bitch: get some thiccc Thomas roberts cock you hoe

by Hen hentai December 10, 2019

Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.

girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.

by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020