bearded taco

A hairy-ass pussy.
Dseeamn shawty, i fill yo bearded taco with some of my freat meat!
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Bed Taco

A strategy for when you and your friends want to save money by packing multiple people into a hotel room bed but can’t risk in-bed contact.

1. Strip all the bedsheets (even the fitted ones).

2. Each bed occupant folds a sheet under and over their body like a taco shell. One side is guarded against contact and the other is open, for freedom of movement.

3. Sleep with the "spines" of the taco shells facing, thus ensuring two layers of fabric between parties.

4. The comforter is shared.
"Hey, you guys want to snowboard at Tahoe over spring break?"

"Hell yeah, but we’re going to have to make a couple of bed tacos to save money."
by well, there was this one time November 22, 2009
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taco meat

black/brown Nappy chest hairs in small naps looking like the beef of a taco
Damn that nigga gee has no taco meat
by gee October 21, 2003
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taco neck

One of the most popular sleeping positions when traveling. The head is tilted to a side resting on a window, seat belt, pillow, etc. Resembles a position you would make with your head when eating a taco. Results in neck pain and a really shitty nap.
That overnight bus to Phoenix killed me. I had taco neck the whole time.
by david10 March 15, 2007
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bumping tacos

An activity that lesbians do which is very fun to watch. Involves two females pressing their labias against each other and rocking back and forth to maximize their pleasure.
It was worth the $150 to watch two hot hookers bumping tacos while sucking my dick.
by urban pervert June 14, 2003
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Taco turd

The annoying piece of meat that falls out the end of a taco when you bite into it.
*bites* (piece falls out) "damn! There goes the taco turd!"
by Fool22 July 10, 2010
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Taco hell

Another name for Taco bell.

Eat this and stay backed up for days Or get wet watery runs.

Cation: Hot itchy but.
Hey lets get Taco hell!
by Reanight July 09, 2009
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