by Bubba December 27, 2004

When you're irritated at a lot of small things and someone draws all of your anger to redirect at them like a lightning rod in a storm.
"I didn't mean to snap at you, you were just lightning rodding so hard."
"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."
"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."
by SanjuroMartell December 11, 2016

A sexual act where "Partner A" uses a taser on "Partner B" at the beginning of orgasm, sending electricity through both partners via their genital connection.
Police: mam, why did you taser yourself during the assault?
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
by DigitalDick March 19, 2023

a useless bald hod carrier that looks like homer simpson ugly twin and never turns up Mondays cos he's down spoons with his boyfriend
by mr cod September 2, 2022

Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.
by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021

I was at the gas station and these super hot, all tattooed, rod bucks came in and made my panties wet.
by Pellikita June 10, 2019

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 13, 2019
