Maddie is the most retarted person on the face of the entire earth. She's the type of person that asks, "What is movement?" in science class. She's also the person that thinks 100 stories is 760 ft tall. Not to mention her best friends are Lily and Nicole. Lily is also super retarded. Nicole isn't as retarded but still retarded. Maddie jokes around that she wants to get pregnant at the age of 15 and leave the father. She looks like a slut and is impossible to work next to. She hums to herself the whole time you are taking a test. Maddie will make you want to kill yourself.
Person 1: Ayo, did you hear that?
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
Person 2: What dawg??
Person 1: Yo Maddie just asked if you could throw a rock at the ground and miss!
Person 2: Damn! She's even more retarded than carpet!
Person 1: Fr.
by bigbooty69_ December 16, 2021
Get the Maddiemug. Just wants to be your friend. Afraid of losing people, overthinks 24/7 but doesn’t want to be annoying about it. Definitely has mental problems lmfao. Scared to fall in love but always ends up falling in love anyways. Chaotic. Also gremlin. Also fruity as hell. Wants to be social with new people but too awkward to know what to do or say. Will climb anything. Stuffed animals are best friends. Also she doesn’t care what Lucas says, Maddie knows she gets all the bitches
by Ur MOM lmfao udggjddhg April 4, 2022
Get the Maddie Amug. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet and if you let her go you really messed up. She is the girl that everyone wants to be and is jealous of, She also has a very fat ass ;). By naming your child maddy you knew instantly she was going to grow up being beautiful and getting a boyfriend at the right time that will never want to leave her
by I love maddy November 23, 2021
Get the Maddymug. A kleptomaniac bitch who looks like a hippo with big watermelons taped onto her front. She acts sweet, and then she'll attack. Usually by stealing your things or talking shit about you behind your back. Never trust a Maddie.
Girl1: "What's your name?"
Girl2: "Maddie!"
Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"
Girl2: "Maddie!"
Girl1: "So that's why I thought you seemed like a bitch!"
by GrierIsMyGirlfriend February 22, 2024
Get the Maddiemug. The love of Landens life and is Landens life. Maddie is the person who owns landen.
Maddie is the person Landen loves with everything he has.
Maddie is the person Landen loves with everything he has.
by Gnarly skater March 4, 2023
Get the Maddiemug. Maddie is not just a name... Maddie is tall, Maddie has curly hair, she dyes it many times. She is a LIBRA. She is not the cleverest of girls but DON’T WORRY she makes up for it with her outstanding gymnastics skills... jk Maddie is terrible at gymnastics and can barely even do a foreword roll. She is talented at other things though. She can paint like Picasso, sing like Grace Vanderwaal ( I don’t know my NAMEEEEEEEE), apply lipstick like Miranda sings and do maths like Mrs Huggins.
Everyone needs a Maddie.
Everyone needs a Maddie.
by Madgeeeeee March 3, 2021
Get the Maddiemug. 