May 8

National trip in public purposely

Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8

by machary May 2, 2022

October 8

National AAAAAAAAH Day

Yell “AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” every 2 hours for good luck

Person 1: Oh it’s October 8th!
Person 2: Wait, what does that mean?
*Person 3 comes out of nowhere*
Person 3: It’s National AAAAAAAAAH Day!
Person 2: What is that?
Person 1: It’s where you yell “AAAAAAAH!” every 2 hours!
Person 2: Okay, let’s all try it out!
All 3 people: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

by AlejandroT927_ April 10, 2022

D======8

Reversed penis tip.

Dude that guy has a reversed penis tip!!! He cums into himself!!!!
D======8

by Lover of Cavemen February 22, 2022

November 8

National Fake Dating Day

“Hey today’s November 8 wanna fake date?”

by Letsdateforever November 7, 2020

August 8

August 8 is National Fuck Buddy day;
Today's the day you fuck someone close

"Hey man, it's August 8, you know what that means!"
"Oh, Fuck Buddy day? Well that's something."

by Guiltoi August 8, 2021

December 8

National celebrate the death of a great rapper, Juice WRLD. We have lost him on this day and it's a very saddening moment for everyone.

We should listen to songs by Juice WRLD all day on December 8 to celebrate his death.

by Kermit With No Permit December 8, 2019

November 8

national kick vaughn in the ankle day

national kick vaughn in the ankle

hey
you: ima kick you in the ankle

vaughn why?
you: it’s November 8! Kick vaughn in the ankle day

by kick vaughn November 6, 2019