april 19 2006

This was the day legends were born and not only are they the best they don’t have to show it because everyone already knows how perfect they truly are.

That guy must of been born on April 19 2006 because he’s so amazing at everything.

by Yeeterman9000 April 22, 2019

She’s Hoevid-19

She’s Hoevid-19 a bitch that spreads so quickly and easily that she should come with her own health warning

Bruv she spreads so fast she’s Hoevid-19. Most people have had it and don’t want it again. thats why her chuffs like a wizards sleeve.

by Tattoo Paul Official December 2, 2021

5-29-19

National finger in class day. Make your girl proud of you!

Hey babe, today is 5-29-19 so that means you gotta finger me in class.

by 5-29-19 May 29, 2019

December 19

If you were born on this day you are called Lalita and known as one of the biggest clowns.

Yᴏᴜ ᴀʟsᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴘᴇɴɪs. 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐧.

grayson dolan - what day is it?

yungblood- December 19th my wife’s birthday dickhead suck my pickle.
i mean your brothers pickle

by BeGoneThottsksks November 6, 2019

covid-19

stupid dumb idiotic ugly hairy poopy virus that ruined life

PERSON 1: Hey have you heard about that stupid dumb idiotic ugly hairy poopy virus?
PERSON 2: Oh yeah you mean covid-19
PERSON 3 THAT WASN'T INVITED TO THE CONVERSATION: Oh yeah that thing sucks
PERSON 1 AND 2: GET TF OUT JEFF

by honkalooger June 11, 2020

Covid-19

A spreadable disease that does not allow you to panic buy toilet paper

Guy1: did you hear about that global pandemic, Covid-19?
Guy2: yes it’s all over the fucking news, what the hell did you think? That I’ve been under a rock these past couple of months? My question is, did you just find out?
Guy1: I-I was only trying to hel-
Guy2: No-no we’ve been stuck in our houses for god knows how long and you’re asking me if I heard about it? Dumbass.

by Cal kestice April 18, 2020

COVID-19

A virus not that much different from influenza, that caused many people overreact about (as people usually do).

Literally everybody overreacted about COVID-19.

by ChristhegeekHD February 20, 2021