Jacob Sartorius

Talentless little boy with elf ears who thinks he can sing but sounds like a dying cow.

Omg you are such a little Jacob Sartorius

by Big.goth.titty.slayer August 02, 2018

Jacob Hicks

A person who lives in Tennessee that is extremely dumb in the brain.

Opening a coke can is so easy Jacob Hicks can do it.

by Crankdat Jacob November 09, 2009

Jacob Sartorious

Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich

White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.

by Ahhhhhhh_kill_me July 08, 2016

Jacob syndrome

A condition in which a male best friend of a girl is in love with said girl, but is constantly shot down or ignored in favor of other men. When he does finally get a chance to admit his feelings, he is most often rejected in favor of being 'just friends' and will never get a chance to be with the girl again. There is no cure for Jacob Syndrome except to somehow find a girl you are even more in love with.

Joe: Olivia, I love you, and I always have.

Olivia: But Joe, I just want to be friends. Can't you understand?

Joe: Fucking Jacob Syndrome.

by El Buzz Lightyear June 22, 2010

Jacob Redmond

nasty, lying, twatt waffle, peice of ass; slew

"i feel manipulated and hurt." said girl number one. "ohh you must be talking to jacob redmond!" said mari.

by Cranberry Wilkerson January 30, 2010

Jacob wilson

One of the biggest assholes ever

Gia=should I go on a date with Jacob Wilson?
Natalie=if you wanna talk to a guy who talks about other girls in front of you, knock yourself out

by grockgrock May 13, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

The most vile creature to exist. Just one look at him and you want to drink bleach.

Person 1: oh my god did you see that guy over there!
Person 2: Yeah and omg what a Jacob Sartorius, gross.

by Gross stay away May 05, 2016