team smash

the act of getting some buddies and hitting up a public bathroom with enough stalls for each, it should last approximately ten minutes. if one guy were to finish before another he would simply wash and wait all the while talking with the other brothers still taking care of business. Great for meeting new people and talking about more private matters

-Where were you guys? "we were taking a team smash!"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"

by ManikMonster May 06, 2010

Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

by Dan quaid May 11, 2018

Smash Machine

n. The slang phrase for a game console that has only been degraded to play one game: Super Smash Bros.

Wilson: "Hey Mike, let's play Smash on the big tv!"

Mike: "Nah dude, im too high to get the Smash Machine from Jimmy's room."

by Ting-Ting "Kandy Kane" Lee March 09, 2011

muffin smash

To force your vagina on someone's face.

"dude, we were just hanging out and the next thing I know I got muffin smashed. "

by High5yourcat September 20, 2015

Smash City

When he takes you out on a date in the city during the day and then takes you back to his NYC hotel room to smash. Proceeds to kick you out of his hotel before 7pm because that’s when his fam is showing up to turn up and get fked up.

So are you two going to like date now or something?
Nah, she was jus a smash city. Smash city bish, smash smash city bish. Pop pop pop all over them MF tiddies bish.

by Jflores February 14, 2018

Smash Town

when a guy is sure or confident he is going to hook up with a girl hes going to see later

Bro 1: yeah dude im ganna take gillian to smash town tonight!

Bro 2: NICE brosef

by ineedafsn June 30, 2009

Smashing Pumpkins

An activity that juvenile's participate in during all hallows eve (halloween)

by bleh September 14, 2003