smoking umbrella

A charred corpse found in a burning home..

The fireman screamed out " we got another smoking umbrella left in the hallway."

by trickydicky January 13, 2023

smoked bratwurst

While spooning -the inner spoon farts, smoking the outer spoon's bratwurst.

After my wife ate the chili Saturday at the picnic, let's just say I have a smoked bratwurst.

by The smoker December 16, 2013

See smoke

It means you haven't understand anything that has been explained (Angolan slang)

person 1—How did the test go ?
person 2—rhum...just the way, I saw smoke💀(past)present (see smoke)

by realclownshit3435 October 13, 2021

smoked stupid

When someone has been smoking weed for so long that their stoner haze doesn't wear off when their high wears down anymore. They are just that dumb/slow all the time.

Stoner while not high: Duuuuuude, where did you put the peanut butter???

Roommate 1: Uh, it's in your hand.

Stoner: Ohhhh yeahhhhh, huhuhhuhuhuhuh.

Roommate 2: (shakes head), man, he is smoked stupid. I remember back in the day when he used to be totally normal.

Roommate 1: Yeah. BEFORE college.

by offya January 3, 2012

Smoking Minnows

Smoking Minnows is a band from Buffalo, NY. Founded in 2006, they are quickly becoming one of the best bands to come out of the "All America City"

Did you catch the Smoking Minnows show?

by SpazOEZ March 30, 2009

smoke Jesus

A joint rolled with a piece of paper from the Bible and the filter is a thicker piece of paper also from the Bible.

Or a joint or two that have the form of a cross.

Don’t just smoke weed smoke JESUS

by Jxhnny_Gxddamn August 6, 2019

Smoke monkey

An African American Black Dad who sits in a lawn chair and cooks on his Barbecue at the family barbecue.

The smoke monkey hasn’t left his lawn chair and has been cooking his steaks for the whole day.

by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021