A obese woman in West Texas with a rediqulously high self esteem. Average (230 lbs +) Usually surrounded by slightly attractive women. (5-7s). Also known to have superb cock blocking abilities.
by xHypeBeast January 20, 2013

by bee_offical June 20, 2021

by mike May 23, 2004

Amazingly attractive British singers from London. Includes the band members Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashley Horne. There latest hit on Youtube is the Tik-Tok parody originnally made famous by Ke$ha. Ke$sha herself enjoyed their parody even. They also made a parody of the song Down who is formally sung by Jay Sean ft. Lil' Wayne. Ninjas is the best one that I enjoy listening to because i get to see them get drunk! XD! If you hsve never heard of this band or never checked them out.. you REALLY should!
person 1: dude i love the the midnight beasts their tik-tok parody was epic!
person 2: I KNOW! have you heard the song ninja
person1: HELL YA!
both: IM A FUCKING NINJA OF THE DANCE FLOOR!
person 2: I KNOW! have you heard the song ninja
person1: HELL YA!
both: IM A FUCKING NINJA OF THE DANCE FLOOR!
by thefuckinbest July 17, 2010

An irresistable man's man who seduces women with his witticisms and more notably with his extraordinarily handsome yet bestial looks. This beast-like man is the envy of all other men and the desire of all women and lives solely for hedonistic pleasure only.
by 925_Hottie December 28, 2005

A hoe so ugly she'd be rejected by the abominable snowman. A female so beastly she can only seduce men with the promise of multiple sexual favors for no cost but a guaranteed STD!
by Ry, Ty. Vy September 21, 2005

by Squiblish January 19, 2015
