milford texas

A small town of 700 friendly folks and a few old grouches.

Milford Texas is a small, but lovely town.

by 090302 December 30, 2016

Texas Salad

The act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that bitch

Yo melissa had the best Texas Salad I've ever tasted

by Niggggggggggggggggggur February 6, 2017

Muenster Texas

A small, city in Cooke County Texas with a population of 1544. Know for events such as Germanfest, Octoberfest, and a meat market,Fischer’s Meat Market. Home of Drew Springer.

Muenster Texas is a small city in North Texas.

by That Conservative Guy December 10, 2020

Texas Vaccine

Natural immunity to COVID 19 gained through partying like a true Texan during COVID times. It is highly recommended to frequently socialize in person with others, consume sufficient amounts of vitamin D, and to regularly exercise both indoors at a gym and outdoors in between doses.

Bob is in no rush to get the Prizer or Moderna COVID 19 vaccine, he already received multiple doses of the Texas Vaccine at various house parties.

by Slyver2020 December 21, 2020

Texas Blister

Blistering of the penis resulting from excessive masturbation.

I've been jacking off so much that I'm getting a Texas blister. I'm so hardcore though that my hand is also starting to blister.

by Say no to Texas Blister December 7, 2012

Texas Lightshow

The Texas Light Show is the art of placing a Roman Candle in the rectum of a companion, then lighting the fuse, thus causing the firework to shoot out of the buttocks of your companion

D00d, did you see that Texas Lightshow last night?! Bill's butthole is black!!!

by Conrad Lewiston June 4, 2012

Texas Bullrider

It's when you're fucking a girl doggy-style and then you whisper in her ear and say something like "I have herpes!" and she'll try to get away. You will try to hold on to her waist as long as possible making it seem like you're bull-riding!

Guy: "I have herpes"

Girl: "WHAT?!?!"

Guy: "Yeeeehhaawwww!!" (I'm so gonna tell my friends how awesome it is to be a Texas Bullrider!!)

by anonymusblood January 12, 2012