douche bag

-almost always white males ages 13-19
-usually have long hair
-will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake
-play a sport and think they are cool because of it
-usually suck ass at the sport
-love to act like they are black

lax bros are douche bags

by whatever5551 July 21, 2011

bag of dick

Nick S

Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

by DOBRAJ December 14, 2013

Bag

Bag
1. A beautiful ass goddess

You're a Bag remember that!

by Bato/LaLa/TZA/La'Ronte August 12, 2024

Nit bag neil

The most Brocken kid you’ll meet he’s so clapped and thinks he’s clever he hasn’t had a shower in weeks and never takes his gay jacket iff

Oh shit there’s nit bag Neil getting plowed by spendogs

by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.

Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"

by cried for caitlin June 2, 2018

air bag

(verb) - It's when a guy is going down on a girl and she queefs, or farts from her vagina, into his mouth and it results in his cheeks puffing out like inflated air bags.

Hey dude, I've never thought this would happen in a million years, but Kim just air bagged me last night

by footballrocksgvsu August 19, 2014

Dudesh-Bag

A guy or "dude" who is a douche bag, is a "dudesh-bag".

"God! He's such a dudesh-bag"

by Facebook.com/aidan.angel December 6, 2011