Butt Munch

Annoying people

Your being a Butt Munch!!

by LaBoss22242 August 26, 2015

short butt

Slang term for vagina.

Often used by small children, and teens who don't want to get caught talking dirty at the dinner table.

Look, it's your short butt!!

So babe, how about I see that short butt.

by JjAbrahams September 14, 2015

Butt Jousting

Ass Fucking.

It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.

by Trevorisclever July 1, 2016

Quadruple Butt Funnel

(noun) A more severe form of punishment for Butt Funnel. To be reserved for the very worst of offences.

Your offence is so heinous, you have been sentenced to a... Quadruple Butt Funnel

by Knight57 July 4, 2016

butt sweat

It's when you have to much coffee in the morning, leading to a substantial salt water flow down low.

Sitting in class, all the coffee I drank in the morning had caught up with me, leading to a dangerous amount of butt sweat, until I realized that I was sitting in a puddle.

by urbandictionaryranoutofnames July 24, 2016

Chinese Butt-Touch

When you touch your butt ten times fast. (See also Russian Butt-Touch).

Have you done the Chinese butt-touch?

by Dengus69 August 3, 2016

Russian Butt-Touch

When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.

Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.

by Dengus69 August 3, 2016