Hung like a baby

Ironic or deceptive Penis reference

“I didn’t lie,I am HUNG LIKE A BABY, I’m 5lbs,2 oz and 18 inches long”

by BigMp June 17, 2025

baby

When you fuck your sister and she becomes pregnant. You both fuck the baby and turn it into a sex slave as it grows older.

My sister was sucking on my 16-inch long and 5-inch wide cock licking the cum off when she asked for a baby.

"Ahh~ if you want a baby then- mmh~ then take off you H size bra and sick harder you cum dumpster~"

"Yes daddy~"

by Daddy's_Cum_Dumpster&Cock_Slut December 25, 2022

baby arm log

a massive poop of baby arm sized proportions

jezza "wouldn't go in there for a minute the toilet won't flush. its evil"
potato muncha " nice one!!. you've just blocked the toilet up with a nasyt baby arm log!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

moocher baby mama

A baby mama that constantly uses their kids as an excuse to ask for money from the baby daddy. Even if the kids are young adults

Moocher baby mama: Can you give me $400 for our 18 year old daughter to get her hair braided

by Mrs. boss lady September 6, 2023

1000 bottles of baby oil

DIDDY

Man 1: Yo did you see what Diddy had in his house
Man 2: Yeah, 1000 bottles of baby oil

by Bengali fish November 26, 2024

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad

by The real Benjamin Earthmover November 30, 2024

Sock babies

People who are smart, creative, sexy, etc. They are basically perfect. They are people who will have others on there knees doing as they wish. They make people drool when they walk by. They are unique. They have good luck. They may be bipolar, stubborn, overly crazy, and just wierd in many unexplainable ways but are loved and respected by all.

G.K and C.R (initials) are the og sock babies, I want to be just like them.

by Sockbaby2.0 May 21, 2018