It a bag where you keep urinary sanitary pads used when you can't control the pee coming out of your penis, that you keep in a bag in the bathroom.
by GuyOnABuffalo85 August 19, 2025

when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down
Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*
by FreshHomie April 3, 2017

by Al Cocksucker Swearengen February 26, 2019

eating ass with a spoon
by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.
Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

Yo last weekend I was at a party and I saw this dime piece getting TBAG'd so I had to start a Bag Waggin and TBAG eryy one at the party
by $S.BeeZy$ February 24, 2011
