Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)

Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.

CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.

It is believed to be linked to the following:

Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner

PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black

CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.

In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome

To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)

by BurnDownTheOffice August 7, 2011

Dick in mouth syndrome

Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.

"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"

"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."

by Powderkegg October 10, 2008

Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome

After playing hours of Modern Warfare 2, the uneasy feeling one experiences in the real world. Often manifests itself as feeling exposed when in open spaces. The subject can be seen crouching next to a wall or sprinting from one building to another.

Nick (walking): I was thinking of buying a video game. Any recommendations?

Aaron (crouching and peering around a corner): You should get Modern Warfare 2. Its exciting and has changed my life for the better. Its the video game that stays with you everywhere!

Nick: Sounds like someone is suffering from Modern Warfare 2 Syndrome...

by Meat Flavored Chalk January 29, 2010

jaws syndrome

The uncontrollable desire to bite peoples ears uppon hearing the theme music to the famous film.

Arrgh! Get him away! Busi's got the jaws syndrome!

by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004

small town girl syndrome

When a girl, typically high school age, is in a shitty relationship but refuses to break up with her boyfriend because she doesn't realize the amount of other guys out there in the world. Typical of girls who spend their whole childhood in a small town.

Her boyfriend is such a player, but she won't move on because she has small town girl syndrome.

by Iskaldt October 9, 2016

grey-mouse-woman syndrome

A totally mediocre, not ugly, not beautiful, utterly forgettable woman who posts amazing pictures of her pathetic life on social media pretending that she’s someone else.

Holly is suffering from grey-mouse-woman syndrome. She’s unrecognisable in her Facebook - she looks thin and pretty..

by KA43n January 5, 2022

High School Quarterback Syndrome

Former male athletes who suffer from a subconscious inferiority complex where they continue to believe they are the best at any sport and a better athlete than their colleagues, based on their grade school athletic careers. They do this by continuously pointing out their mediocre and oft irrelevant sporting accomplishments, then shoving them in peoples faces.

#1Why does Ronnie talk so much shit on the court? He wont shut up about when he took his HS team to state 3 years ago
#2 Ya, Ronnie still suffers from High School Quarterback Syndrome...
#1 ohhh ok that makes sense

by DaMacAttacc April 6, 2012