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Concrete Baby 

-noun

A structural element composed entirely of concrete and steel reinforcing whose effective length (k*L) is less than or equal to its depth (from tensile reinforcing to extreme compressive fiber).

Other forms:

Concrete Babies
Concrete Babe
Concrete Babyhood
Concrete Babylike
Concrete Babyishness
Concrete Babyishly

Synonyms:

Cholumn
Chode Column
Fat Stack
Fatty Beam
Beam Cholumn
Fatty Beam Cholumn
Engineer 1: I've analyzed all failure modes of the concrete baby, it seems that overall buckling controls.

Engineer 2: Oh you vacuous neophyte! Concrete babies NEVER buckle! OOOWWWWWWW!
Concrete Baby by CrackerJack87 April 24, 2008
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SOUTHERN BABY CAVE 

THE PLACE THAT EVERY REAL GUY WANTS TO GET !!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE TO PLAY WITH HER SOUTHERN BABY CAVE . I LICK IT , RUB IT , AND WELL !
SOUTHERN BABY CAVE by BILL , BILL October 27, 2009

G-Baby Chode 

A chode that is constant, usually on a person that is constantly horny. It gains the name G-Baby for its size and it's lack to produce in the clutch.
Garrett has a constant G-Baby chode that scares away most of the ladies.

Down Baby 

A person that acts like someone with Down Syndrome
You call me an idiot for crashing my car on wet roads, but you are the down baby that drives drunk every weekend
Down Baby by IhateGeovanie April 26, 2011

Beany Baby 

The progeny of two lesbian women, scissoring, with the action resulting in a child.
The progeny can cover all ends of the character spectrum, but will always be anal and have the lesbian traits of the parents.
Ryan: Hey you guys, I'm so cool, and babes dig me.
Sandy: such a beany baby.
Beany Baby by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011
A baby that smells like butt
Sam: Yo man did you hear Terry just had a real butt baby.
Jake: Yeah man that baby stinks.
Sam: They should really watch it.
Butt Baby by Aruuuu May 15, 2016

chipolte baby 

when you take a shit after eating chipolte
"dude i just gave birth to a chipolte baby
chipolte baby by f*** me jerry October 5, 2017