Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015

Butt Munch

Annoying people

Your being a Butt Munch!!

by LaBoss22242 August 26, 2015

short butt

Slang term for vagina.

Often used by small children, and teens who don't want to get caught talking dirty at the dinner table.

Look, it's your short butt!!

So babe, how about I see that short butt.

by JjAbrahams September 14, 2015

Hospo butt

The kinda epic butt you get from walking round all day waiting tables etc.

Example- Josh is fucking fantastic and worth the effort OH and he has a hospo butt.

by Antemortem151 October 14, 2015

Butt Jousting

Ass Fucking.

It's been a fortnight since the young squire took part in the towns butt jousting tournament.

by Trevorisclever July 1, 2016

Quadruple Butt Funnel

(noun) A more severe form of punishment for Butt Funnel. To be reserved for the very worst of offences.

Your offence is so heinous, you have been sentenced to a... Quadruple Butt Funnel

by Knight57 July 4, 2016

butt sweat

It's when you have to much coffee in the morning, leading to a substantial salt water flow down low.

Sitting in class, all the coffee I drank in the morning had caught up with me, leading to a dangerous amount of butt sweat, until I realized that I was sitting in a puddle.

by urbandictionaryranoutofnames July 24, 2016