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Cunt Waffle

Oh he is such a cunt waffle.
by The_b3st_m3m3 May 30, 2018
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Cunt-Cramp

1: When one women impedes the social progress of another female.

2: The female equivalent of a "Cock-Block"
I totally would hook up with that hot acoustic guitar player, but my girlfriend keeps "Cunt-Cramping me
by phieleblunt November 19, 2010
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Cunt

Kirsten lenouses
She's a cunt
by Dennis woodz November 21, 2016
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Cunting

When a guy has run out of opportunities to get with a woman, and has no choice left but to kick her in the vagina and start looking for a new woman. The courtship equivalent of punting in football.
I've been cunting up a storm in here tonight. Bad luck for me, bruises for them.
by BRothBerger November 10, 2010
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cunted

When a group of PST's collude to use radiological torture, psychological torture, physical torture, biological torture, to slander, illegally use names, BIODATA, and likenesses WITHOUT CONSENT, for frame jobs, smear campaigns, coercion, and WAR CRIMES against minorities, protected classes of people including the elderly, the disabled, people of mid-low socioeconomic status including children as young as 2 y/o, for the purpose of their victim's murder, rape, gang-rape, terrorist threats, molestation, physical enslavement, cognitive enslavement, defrauding, interruption of access to healthcare and want to make a pretense of being the victim. The Neo Nazi Regime that now includes Nazi Extremist South Asians, when they get caught, prosecuted, and slip into oblivion, they want to say they were hunted/cunted for the sake of ambiguation. There is a faction on Silver Lane that meets at Rentschler Stadium for Hate Speech.

This term is not to be confused with wanting to have relations with blonde, redhead, or headless, swine or other farm animals or dead things.
"He kunted/cunted me!"
"So you got Peppa Pigged, huh?"
"Unfortunately no, he wasn't into beastiality."
"But I did manage to frame him for pedophilia, rape and hurting my and my ped-owner's branded buttocks, 420 yo!"
"Oh!" "So when do I mark my calendar to perjure myself, for this mark?"

"Do you see what I just did there?"
"Ha!"
" I missed the last person/family we did the frame-job on."
"Yeah, just tell me what to lie about and I'll rally our Neo Nazis slaves and our soulless satanic cattle at Rentschler Stadium, if I can tear them away from the minority minors we abduct."
"It'll be a gas... chamber"
"Huh?"
"Ha!"
"We we've got to do something about the African Americans of Jewish Heritage in our town, our state, our country."
"I'm tired of having to say both n-----er and k--e in the same sentence, all this hate is making me want some opened yogurt." "The fresher the better, I had to wait two years for mine." "My Dad gave me what I wanted in no time. I begged for it, after dinner every night, he had to put a lock on his bedroom door." "They all did."
"All who?"
"All the males in the trailer, they could hear me at night... a'commin'."
"Well here's to good ol' opened yogurts!"
"Yay!"
"Yum!"
"Yum!"
by MyNameIsNotMariconIDontConsent January 16, 2025
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Cunt face

Alison, you have the cuntiest cunt face and I love your cunt body
by Lordlorf February 26, 2024
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cunt

very common in modern day Britain, a delicacy or insult
1. what a cunt, "Derrik you're a cunt"
2. "you have a nice smelling cunt"
3. "let's eat that cunt"
by osamabinspooning November 18, 2022
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