Banjo Butt

A flat, puddle, pancake or banjo shaped ass caused by excessive time spent posting online.

That poor fool on my motorcycle forum with 100,000 posts must be a real Banjo Butt.

by Seventy One December 19, 2013

stuff butt

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Man I wish I could have some stuff butt right now

by mlgf@ggot March 1, 2015

Wiggly butt

When your girlfriend can't wait any longer for sexual release and she starts to beg.

Honey I've got wiggly butt can we go now? If you're wiggly butt has got you so twitterpated why not just take your pants off here? I'm sure that will help the stress.

by cold clear light April 4, 2015

butt nugget

A butt nugget is the immense shit you sometimes make after eating too much McDonald's.

Oh man Jeremy I ate to much McDonald's and just dropped a huge butt nugget.

by boombox5050 May 16, 2015

Stone butt

The numb feeling in ones butt after sitting down on a hard surface.

Damn this chair game me stone butt something fierce.

by Higegami May 28, 2015

Butt stache

when you scratch your butt with a finger and then place the same finger under someone's nose to resemble a mustache.

It grossed me out when my buddy gave me a butt stache after scratching his ass.

by Bad Teacher June 19, 2015

Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015