cunt it

verb: (Scotland) to fall over, landing on either your ass or your face, in a way that is embarrassing for whoever cunts it, but hilarious to those watching.

He’s gonnae step oot that car and properly cunt it. Guaranteed.

by ptolémaïque January 28, 2022

One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019

kalahari cunt kick

When you're floating down the lazy river at a Kalahari Resort and you stick your big toe in the vagina of the lady floating behind you.

Brandon, you won't believe it, I gave Jordan the Kalahari Cunt Kick on our senior class trip a decade ago.

by RodJammerJR February 06, 2024

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Cunt

Knuckle Dragging Swamp Cunt

Amy is such a knuckle dragging swamp cunt.

by AnastasiaDC4L August 29, 2023

Cunt doodle

A girl that is constantly nagging or complaining. Hard to be around.

She was being a cunt doodle

by Texasplayed September 09, 2017

Cunt Doodle

A girl named shannon that would rather text than pick up her phone

That cunt doodle made me mad.

by Nauserous October 16, 2016

Catering cunt

When someone is just serving plates and plates of cunt. The ultimate version of serving cunt.

She walked in the room and was simply catering cunt for the whole function.

by Your naan April 25, 2024