Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

Oh yes get in there

You know what it means

Oh yes get in thereson.

by GodzKK June 13, 2018

I'll get it done

When someone asks you to do something but you won't do it so you respond with "I'll get it done"

Susan: Larry, I need you to clean your room
Larry: I'll get it done

by Broast June 14, 2018

Get in the fucking bin

When fiachra hits the crossbar

Fiachra get in the fucking bin

by Thiccnibba123 June 15, 2018

get-in-thin

Accomplish a task without too much friction or resistance. Literally to fit in a space without touching the sides, figuratively to enter an event or room without being questioned or otherwise troubled.

Bringing water in to the baseball game is not prohibited, but if I bring a 6 pack of la crois do you think it will get-in-thin?

by Trunks_M June 16, 2018

Get bent

Getting bent over during sex or getting trashed

Wanna get bent tonight?

by Alexboob June 27, 2018

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 4, 2018