Do not attempt

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.

Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Doing an Oscar

Either buying Needless gifts or making yourself look like you are doing good where infact you are doing it for gains for yourself

Oh look at him doing an oscar (going away without his family again)

by Binman25 March 10, 2025

do you love welder

Mantra of tee-shirt peddling scum on social media. Mostly instagram, where their M.O. is to repost content without credit or mention with the goal of feeding off of talented welders.

Do you love welder? Follow me for stolen pics daily. Visit links for shirts mugs and leggings.

by Scumfrog September 1, 2018

It's what I do

A phrase expressed by the lord of all things physical and spiritualm Garfielf.

Jon : Garflied, did you eat all the lasaga again?
Garflief: I eat Jon, it's what I do.

by EdgyUsername November 8, 2018

Doing a Leon

Spreading your legs over a toilet, clenching your butt hole, and bending forward while pushing down your penis to aim towards the toilet bowl and jizzing.

Person 1: Hey so did you do your snow dance?
Person 2: No, but I was doing a leon instead.

by JesusIsTheReasonForTheSeason September 3, 2014

Do a Christina

Masturbate in public and then kill yourself

Named after Christina Revels-Glick, who did this in 2021

I'm tired of life. I'm going to do a Christina.

by User8 October 19, 2024

why do you have to be there for so long?

I miss you

-why do you have to be there for so long?
-why do you always complain?
-I was saying I miss you...

by BennieBen1335 February 9, 2018