man in a bag

When two gay guys are in a department store & want some quick sex, you bring an extra shoppers bag to the bathroom. Make the guy stand in while you give them head sitting on the toilet. If anyone looks under the bathroom stall, it'll look like 2 feet & a shoppers bag when its really two men having fun!

Omg, girl! Guess what I got at Lord & Taylor today? Man in a bag, girl! And they were 'half off' too!

by Jo NYC May 24, 2018

Hetero-bag

A term my sleep deprived brain made up, meaning a heterosexual person who is like a trash bag. Used when a heterosexual is being homophobic, transphobic ect. Not to be confused with calling all heterosexuals trash.

"Omg. (Insert name) called me a f***ot. He is such a Hetero-bag."

by Liliow August 14, 2020

Wet bag

An insult to chance sutton

"Tessa brooks, chanise is such a shallow wet bag how can he do that to tessa"

by Wahtttttttttttt July 31, 2017

bag those toenails

To want somebody dead - usually an ugly or unlikeable person

Samantha is so grody.

Yeah, somebody should bag those toenails.

by Stephen the W. August 26, 2006

Bagged

To have sex with or sleep with a girl.

Yo, did you see that shawty Sam was with last night at the club? Yeah I seen her, he Bagged her.

I think I'm gonna ask ol' girl for her number. Nah fam I wouldn't. Why not? Cause Leo bagged her ass already.

by Totally Mike November 11, 2021

Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits

Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.

by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017

Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

“There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 3, 2023