Cunt Bunt

Similar to a bunt in baseball
When a male ejaculates on his hand and slaps someone with his penis.

Male -I'm gonna cum
Female-Cunt bunt on me
Male-okay *continues to cum on his penis and slaps her on the face*

by Bigdaddyboy March 2, 2021

cunt bigalow

A cunt bigalow is when you go to take a shit and cum all over the toilet seat instead

Derek: Ah fuck, that was so hot I cunt bigalowed all over my grandmas bathroom

by Bubsy4d March 2, 2021

Cunt

Someone who won't even open your message yet will always be posting

1: how rude, I send them an inbox and they can't even open it, yet they're updating their stories on an hourly basis.
2: damn, what a cunt bro

by JimKetch March 12, 2021

cunt

<3

cunt, someone having seggs with a bag of beans

her: ha you eat beans with a k-nife
him: no you have seggs with beans

by XxErectum-EaterxX March 13, 2021

Cunt hair

Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes

That picture on the wall is crooked, move it a cunt hair to the left

by brytor March 16, 2021

Cunt-a-thon

An event pre-arranged by elite cunts to pay and support cuntery, like when everyone in a store/shopping center/parking lot are just being ultra cunty.

There must be a cunt-a-thon going on today, no one knew how to drive in the parking lot at Walmart.

by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Cunt

1. noun: a moldy piece of bread, blue nasty dry moldy neglected bread

Ex. This cunt is going in the trash, YEET!

by erratic_dun March 26, 2021