Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014
Get the The Captain Jack Sparrowmug. A man of much mystery part of the famous football team Dingle FC United. This man is a very hard man to get your hands on so when you do use your time wisely. When you get hold of this man do not expect him to answer your questions but expect a ma joke. Unfortunately jack powell has had a bad past being involved in the unspeakable …
by Soul of Chloe corbett November 4, 2022
Get the Jack Powelmug. Absolute legend of a bloke and all around top G. Will always help a friend in need. Also has a fat sack (bread and balls).
He's such a jack
by JigglyBottom January 7, 2023
Get the Jackmug. by Bald Biggum August 11, 2017
Get the Jack Lambmug. Jack is the most sexiest man on planet earth. He’s the type of guy to squat 500 pounds, and then fuck your mom right after. He rlly is the shit.
by Bigassjack June 9, 2023
Get the Jackmug. by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018
Get the Jack to the futuremug. by littleeooo March 21, 2024
Get the Jackmug.