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Newport Harbor High School

Located in Newport Beach, CA, Newport Harbor is one of the most highly regarded public schools in Orange County. While it is home to a more *cough* diverse *cough* crowd than its rival Corona del Mar, the kids who attend are typically worth just as much. Most students drive cars worth more than their teachers' yearly salaries with Range Rovers, Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, and Lexus. Family beneficiaries live in the most prestigious homes on Kings Road, the Balboa Penninsula and Lido Island, and in Dover Shores and Bay Shores. The school employs the best teachers and implements the most elite standards, such as the IB Program and its status as a California Distinguished Blue Ribbon School.

Plus, the campus is completely gorgeous. No one will fight me on that one.
At a Mater Dei, Newport Harbor, CdM mixer...

BOY: Hey, you're gorgeous. You must go to CdM.
GIRL: Actually, I go to Newport Harbor High School. Believe it or not, our student body is actually better looking. *wink*
by nhhs2012 August 13, 2012
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James Logan High School

Public school located in Union City, California. It is the largest in California, boasting an average of 3,000 students every year. It is located in a working class area, and it very, very diverse. Nationalities are evenly divided, and even though the statistics say that 40% of the school is Asian, half of that 40% is filipino. Culture is also pretty diverse. One walk around the big campus and you will year at least 4 languages, such as punjabi, spanish, vietnamesen, chinese, etc.

The school is an alright school. If your feet can take the walking, then you're in for the joy of your life. The school is not as ghetto as some people say it, is. There is however, the gangsters and stoners. As long as you avoid them, you'll be alright. Wearing the right clothes is not an issue at the school. Generally, people look down or get jealous at you if you're "rich". Hardly any one in Union City is from the upper class, so if you're labeled as "rich" it'll probably be because you live in a 2 story house.

The speech and debate team has been really successful in the past, with 5 state championships. The marching band has been dominant too, winning western marching band championships for nearly 10 straight years.

Overall, this is a good school. There's no tensions between races, no gang problems, and no dangers. If you choose the right path and right friends, you'll be alright. There' just too many things to explain this school, since it is so culturally and ethnically diverse.
"I go to Logan, home of the colts, and I'm proud of it. I'm not stuck up, have friends that are not just white, and I can cuss with the teacher and not get in trouble. James Logan High School"
-Jimmy the Colt
by IGo2LoganBiatches November 23, 2009
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Fairfield Warde High School

A great school in fairfield. a bit too many drugees. a lot of rich kids.
I go to Fairfield Warde High School where I maintain a 4.9 GPA and smoke pot and have 3 million dollars.
by Warde February 24, 2009
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Pine City High School

The high school of Pine City, Minnesota. It consists of asshole guys and super dramatic girls, and a few transvestites. Almost everyone is either on drugs, pills, alcohol, etc; also, most of them are hoes.

They even have a black kid and a few asians now.

The teachers are all pretty awesome, but none of the whiny children appreciate them at all.

Only drink out of the water fountain by the band room, or you'll have the herp before you know it.
Pine City High School is full of hoes and addicts, but they have an excellent speech team.
by pieceofish January 9, 2012
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High school chess club

A group of children you definitly do not want to mess with or prepare to say goodbye to your pawn!
You seriously, seriously do not want to mess with these guys.
by Your Momma In A Two Piece December 13, 2004
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Williamsville East High School

A high school in the Williamsville Central School District, near Buffalo, in New York.
East is unique in the fact that due to a mistake in the construction of the school, the building lacks any walls, so the classrooms are divied up by cabinets, shower curtains, or stacks of random objects. Sound carries throughout floors. However, most students and teachers agree that it has little impact on how the school runs.

Kids that go here are often well-off and have rich parents, and are mostly white and Asian. The school has a phenomenal music program that draws some students to transfer from North or South to go here.
Another trait of East is the amount of stoners at the school. It's just plain huge. Also, white kids here like to act tough and dress like douchebags and wiggers. For example, "DBlock," a "gang" at the school that claims that wearing green hoodies are their uniform.

East is not particularly big on or known for its sports, but rather for its music program.
Kid A: Hey, where do you go to school?
Kid B: I go to Williamsville East High school.
Kid A: Oh, what's it like?
Kid B: I can't stand some of the kids here, but i'm really into music so it evens out.
by AnonymousKidYouKnowWhatYouDid February 14, 2013
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Red Land High School

Also known as "Red-Neck High" or "The high school with the highest teen pregancy rate in the district", Red Land is a school full of controversy and interesting people.
Its actually more like its own world, cut off from the rest of society. Those who stay within the Five Circles of Hell: Lewisberry, Etters, Goldsboro, Newberry and New Cumberland without branching out and experiencing different people and opinions are doomed to live a life of obscure, sheltered, conservativeness!
There are witches-the office secretaries, a horrible hairy monster who exudes a stench so powerful and overwhelming that it is unbearable...And of course, we have a head-worlock who sometimes forgets the human nature of his students and speaks on the loud-speaker in his native tongue of "Novo"...its very similar to Russian.
-Students were caught bringing vodka into the school building after they were discovered heavily inebriated during their first period class.

-Last year there were approximately three separate bomb threats against Red Land High School. One of which the students had to stay outside for three hours fenced in the track and field area. Lunches were brought down to the students by truck. A huge epidemic of sunburn is believed to be directly linked to the bomb threat incident.

-Roughly six girls at Red Land are pregnant at any given time.

-There is a problem with cocain addictions and also with the selling and distribution of cocain, marijuana, mushrooms and alcohol.
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