one legged hooker

A hooker with only one leg that walks in circles.

Cinnamon is the best one legged hooker in town.

by Lon Grod Von Hugen Dong May 15, 2014

one man mission

when a Boy and Girl dont add friends, bestfriends, or family to dates otherwise known as a 2 man

This a one man mission she not bringing no friends and i’m not either this is not a two man

by BLANK7589322 June 9, 2024

Trolled one

Someone who has been trolled so many times they don’t care anymore.

Hey little trolled one!

by Nathanthelil July 23, 2020

one-weigh valve

Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.

Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.

by QuacksO March 8, 2020

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

Short Bus One

Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.

"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."

by crjoker April 7, 2025

One O'Clock Thought

where you wake up at 1 O'Clock and masterbait to porn

Hey your my very special "One O'Clock Thought"

by D3M0N1C_MU51C April 20, 2018