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I love yaz

Meaning yaz is in shosho’s heart
I love yaz but shosho is jelly
by Shoshoo November 12, 2020
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Love at first shite

Playing tinder on the toilet, the act of swiping before wiping.
When making a log deposit becomes a beautiful moment.

"Dude, check out this ten".
"I'm not touching your phone, I know where you've been"
"But dude, it was love at first shite"
by Lanky Charlie January 23, 2015
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Game Show Love

Game Show Love: Dating two or more people and playing them against each other while professing "true love" to each.
Guy: What's up with Jen? Why's she hanging on John sobbing hysterically and why's he so bewildered?
Girl: Turns out she's been in Game Show Love with him, his brother, and best friend, but she's getting married to his Dad. She still wants to go to Cabo with him though.
by cold_snap November 19, 2013
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fall in love online

If u fall in love with someone but just on the phone per text or social media.
U message them every day u can't stop thinking about them and make fake scenarios in ur head.
U overthinking every text message they sent.
U get butterfly's because of a text message
He's so cute,he texted me that I looked beautiful on the photo I sent him 🥴

I think I just fall in love online
by Baldmen November 1, 2022
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I Love You

(Your probably here because your a hopeless romantic)

The three hardest words to say in the English Language. But that was a long time ago. Now, people be saying that all the time to just about anybody.

"I Love You" An affirmation of affection or deep caring.
Boy: I love you...

Girl: No.
by ren_. April 3, 2023
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love sick fool

A person so in love they barley see who the person really is, they only see what they want the person to be. Such a shame.
Friend #1: look at her crying over him again.
Friend #2: watch her get back with him after he cheated 7 times
Love sick fool: I don’t care! I still live him!
by Sunflower Tears February 10, 2019
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Nigerian Love Starve

n. The interesting theory, regarding the increase of sexual pleasure, that one's partner will crave you after starving them for a week before finally letting them have the sweet nourishment of your tasty cock. Blowjobs are risky at this stage, because the extra protein might be too much of a temptation. It is highly recommended to ejaculate in the partner's mouth, as to prevent collapse from the energy expended during coitus. This theory is also a weight loss technique used in stupid first-world ghetto communities where the chicken grease flows like the Niger River. Women performing the starve can be called a "Hungry Hungry Hippo".
"My Baby did a Nigerian Love Starve and she passed out from pleasure!"
"I heard Shaqueesh-Oprah lost 80 lbs as a Hungry Hungry Hippo!"
"My girl Becky died trying a Nigerian Love Starve because she was too white to handle it."
by The Mayng March 16, 2014
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