JPII High School

A co-ed private high school in Plano, TX. It's amazing! The girls are hot and the guys are cool. Partying like no other. Known as a pharmacy. Not true.

I'd bang one of those JPII High School girls.

by Ryan O Connel October 16, 2008

Lake Howell High School

Located in the suburban wasteland around Orlando, FL, it is a hideous hybrid institution, an unholy mix of a crappy American high school and a medium-security penitentiary, though the latter would presumably have better food, cleaner bathrooms and nicer people.

A former inmate, er... I mean student has nicknamed it Lake Hellhole, which, at least when he was doing time there, no one else had before, which is amazing given the appropriateness of the designation.

Lake Howell High School (Lake Hellhole) is an example of what happens when incompetence gets together with an attitude of not giving a shit.

by Dr. Jakareh January 7, 2009

Lake Howell High School

A hellhole of a "high school," this institution, more of a prison, is operated by the warden "Dr.Storch" this satanic bitch prides herself on putting money into a shitty football team, that's never going to get better. She thrives on the oppression of the rights of the prisoners I mean "students" and she hates the awesome band, the Silver Regiment. besides that, this school is known for its blind spots from cameras, that prisoners are known to have sex in, evidenced by used condoms laying around. the school is from the seventys, and has 2'X1' holes in the wall, covered by plates of some metal, probably used to fix the a/c problems, but, of course, it failed. also, there are some like mutated cockroaches there, they are like HUGE!. Storch takes away things like test exemptions, off campus lunch. Also, her and her staff often break the 4th amendment rights of the students, and they search cars and people for drugs and the like. Lake Howell is a PRISON, and is worse then HADES.

Lake Howell High School is the pinnacle of hell and is where an evil sadistic bitch named after a bird goes around biting the heads off of innocent prisoners/students.

by StorchIsASadisticBitch. December 7, 2009

the rent is too damn high

On October 18th, 2010, Jimmy McMillan debated on behalf of the "The Rent Is Too Damn High" party in the gubernatorial debate in NY.

His aim is to provide support to people who have lost jobs, help put a roof over their heads, and allow them to feed their families "breakfast, lunch, and dinner."

Jimmy McMillan is also a karate expert and a proponent of gay marriage.

I'm tryin' to feed my kids, but the rent is too damn high!

by monkeyweasel October 21, 2010

Great Valley High School

A building where the purest form of torture is bound to occur. Whether its from the shitty ass teachers or the guys forcing girls to give them blow jobs till they throw up. When you first walk into the school you will be welcomed by a wave of minty fresh air thanks to all the juuling. But thats not all! Walk in a little further and you will find weed in the bathrooms, and smuggled LSD tabs! Avoid the staircases or you might walk in on some actions that don't need to be seen by your virgin eyes. But beware if you run up the stairs too fast you might just tumble into another cheating scandal, each one headed by a douche-bag jock thats too busy practicing kissing his pillow to figure out how to do algebra 1. In the valley we pride ourselves on getting mediocre grades thanks to the 10 smart kids per grade that distribute their work to the rest of their class, but don't worry its not cheating when your hiding behind the macbook screen your daddy bought you.If you want to know more about our lovely school just give us a google where you can find some more of our scandals (and their sponsors) on the news.

Thanks to Great Valley High school i now have to deal with a lifetime of AIDS

Thanks to Great Valley High School the United States abortion rates have now increased by 2.8%

by satansidehoe69 January 20, 2019

North Cobb High School

Annoying ass hoes who think they’re the shit when they’re not.

“You went to North Cobb High School?”
“Yeah”
“Man that sucks”

by Gucciisgod May 9, 2018

Sacred Heart High School

a private, catholic, college-preparatory school located in Kingston, MA. The students here can be divided into two sub-sections, the upper middle class ivy league wannabes and the less-dedicated stoners. The uniform consists of classy inch long khaki or navy skirts and a variety of colored land's end polos for the girls and boxer-revealing khaki pants and xxl polos for the young men. Boat shoes are a must for all and north face jackets are a requirement. L.L. Bean backpacks are a common accessory. In past years, the "Lax Bro" culture has infiltrated the SH community. However, outsiders should not be fooled by this facade, as the athletic department is severely lacking in talent. (The cheerleaders and cross-country runners will try to prove otherwise because of their recent division IV league wins, but please, do not be fooled.) The administration's favorite activity is facebook stalking, so be wary to post anti-sacred heart information on there. The school is nearly microscopic, and everyone knows everything about everyone else. Sacred Heart students enjoy partying in their respective hometowns, but rarely party together. Scandal is RARE.

Sacred Heart High School student 1: hey, are you going to that party tonight?
Sacred Heart High School student 2: nah man, I have an XC meet in the morning.
Sacred Heart High School student 1: dude, come anyways. You guys suck.

Sacred Heart High School student 2: .

by thestituation July 31, 2010