by jackgilinskyissexy March 23, 2021
Get the Jack Gilinskymug. by Shjsij February 9, 2020
Get the Jackmug. 1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
by Sexydimma October 2, 2012
Get the Jack Danielsmug. A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.
Def. You know im always giving it to you.
But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Def. You know im always giving it to you.
But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.
Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?
You know im always making you work.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?
You know im always making you work.
by Jack Weasel September 5, 2019
Get the Jack weaselmug. Jack is a smart enough irish lad (lol) who is attracted to a girl who doesnt know what football scores mean or what tomorrow means either.
Whatsup Jack?
by hihihihihihihiy96969696 November 22, 2021
Get the Jackmug. The worst person you could even meet seems nice at first and but then treats you like shit and is the type of person to go out with your best freind.
Jack- ill treat u better than any guy. ill show u the love and affection u need
(*next minute*)
(gets with one of ur best mates and doesnt give a shit about u)
(*next minute*)
(gets with one of ur best mates and doesnt give a shit about u)
by qwertcvbn March 6, 2019
Get the Jackmug. While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.
Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.
They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.
Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.
Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.
They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.
Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.
by SandyDunes November 2, 2014
Get the Jack Armstrongmug.