Going up the down stairs

1) Having messed up so bad that one has done the exact opposite thing one was trying to do
2) Having accidentally lost progress instead of gained
3) Trying to use the down escalator to go up

“The calming medicine has only made the ape more angry!” hollered the scientist. “We’ve gone up the down stairs!”

The men walked out of the maze entrance, frustrated that all the paths they took had only led them up the down stairs, as it were.

Alice wasn’t very bright at times, seeing as there was many an occasion where she was going up the down stairs at the mall.

by Shocken 2 July 30, 2022

go sound yourself

the act of inserting a foreign object up ones own pee hole: Usually by use of a sounding bar.

go sound yourself with a cactus.

by Lordmuffin93 March 18, 2025

go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job

Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

by Nichols Kerr December 2, 2020

Going Risky

Originally used for when a man knowingly had sex with a girl, who he knew had some type of std (sexually transmitted disease). He would wear a condom for protection, but the "risk" is that it might fail.
More commonly used when referring to dating (or just having casual sex) with someone you know you will have problems with in the future. The "risk"is the aftermath of the relationship.

"I was going risky with my math tutor class last night, but I think she wants a real relationship. That's gonna be a problem"

by YourKngco December 19, 2011

I'm going to pull a Stanley

when you joke about 'Pulling A Stanley' its a phrase to say your disappointed

I'm Going to pull a Stanley if you dont stop

by richie_the_alt September 2, 2022