by FibAlex February 1, 2018
Get the Cuntmug. 1. A chronic condition characterized by an individual displaying signs of extreme delusion, chronic ass-kissing, and an unjustified sense of superiority — usually found loitering in the workplace, spewing nonsense with the confidence of a TED Talk speaker who’s never read a book.
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Ex. “Jake said, ‘I’ve seen it all in this business.’
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
by sucondeez April 26, 2025
Get the Cunt Nuggitismug. Village man:
Dis here woman made my ship feel well accomodated man. It was like one night in a 5 star hotel up there.
Village man 2:
Yah? Mi Pidgin English is a bit shabby but I dam know what you werrin about, my princess got the same, wet, long like a trip to the water-park without even having to know how to swim!
Village man also:
You two bein silly, my woman got the creole cunt tu. She made room for both my arms and lags nd' I go crawl into it for a good catnap, being true speak.
Dis here woman made my ship feel well accomodated man. It was like one night in a 5 star hotel up there.
Village man 2:
Yah? Mi Pidgin English is a bit shabby but I dam know what you werrin about, my princess got the same, wet, long like a trip to the water-park without even having to know how to swim!
Village man also:
You two bein silly, my woman got the creole cunt tu. She made room for both my arms and lags nd' I go crawl into it for a good catnap, being true speak.
by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020
Get the Creole Cuntmug. The type of person who doesn’t give a fuck. She puts tampons in her belly button and judges you because she’s “iN tHe CoMfOrT oF hEr OwN hOmE.”
She’ll also rub dog’s nipples and call them soft, on top of rubbing the area in which dog’s balls are supposed to be but were previously removed.
She’ll also rub dog’s nipples and call them soft, on top of rubbing the area in which dog’s balls are supposed to be but were previously removed.
by iM nOt Ur FaMiLy May 26, 2019
Get the Cunt Buntmug. by Oobermann February 16, 2021
Get the Cuntmug. cuttle-cunt: Cuddle (verb), cunt (noun) A cuttle- cunt is another form of discribing the meaning of a booty call. The true meaning of a cuddle- cunt, is a woman who agrees to meet for sexual intercourse with a man who is not her boyfriend, fiance, husband or lover during any time of the day without being financially payed for having sexual intercourse with the male or female. She agrees to meet socialize in an outside gathering or in a private setting has intercourse with a man or female and cuddles afterwards knowing that nothing else is expected between both people involved sexually other than sexual contact & cuddling afterwards. They may decide to repeat the sexual interaction again but without expectations of the sexual meetings ever turning into a relationship of any type other than to have sex cuddle and disengage after the act of sexual intercourse has been completed between the to consenting people involved.
1.) Example: I'm no man's cuddle-cunt. I respect myself seeking to be sexually involved with aan who is set to be my husband.
2.) Example: That girl chooses to be my husbands cuddle-cunt, knowing he will never leave me or offer her a future together.
3.) Example: That girl is always in the night club scene being any man's cuddle-cunt. No man takes her serious. She is used sexually and dumped afterwards.
2.) Example: That girl chooses to be my husbands cuddle-cunt, knowing he will never leave me or offer her a future together.
3.) Example: That girl is always in the night club scene being any man's cuddle-cunt. No man takes her serious. She is used sexually and dumped afterwards.
by HeartWithoutAmask December 17, 2019
Get the cuddle-cuntmug. When you say something is "cunt," you are saying that it is divinely and fabulously feminine. Women and the LGBTQ+ community are taking this word back and reclaiming it under a positive light. Cunt can be used to express a very high form of praise and can also describe a person if they look exquisitely feminine; I.E. "You look so cunty!" You can also "serve cunt," etc.........
That's SOOOOO CUNT!
by J poop November 8, 2022
Get the Cuntmug.