Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022

Todays going to be a good day

Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.

*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

gotta go check on my mountain dew

Be an asshole and leave your friends

I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew

by PENISLOVERINTHEHOLE77785674 July 9, 2017

dont go chasing waterfalls

this is a warning. cause i fuck around and find out someone dying.

“wyd if i cheat on you ??”
“don’t go chasing waterfalls.”
so dont go chasing waterfalls

by jania <3 January 18, 2024

That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process

John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"

by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023

Go back to your ex

6th of October is the Day that you go back to your ex and text him/her. Have fun:)

-Hey Mary i miss my ex:(
-Ey emily its go back to your ex Day go text him

by Urmom8282992829292 October 3, 2020