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Hunt for cunt

/hənt fɔ r kənt/
exhortation (sexual)
scatological derivative of the 'need for speed' catch phrase as popularized in the film Top Gun; 1986

(1) Religious - incantation proffered by chronic losers as a desperate plea to the Sacred Pussy Gods.
(2) Anthropological - a form of post-adolescent sympathetic magic.
(3) Biological - contraceptive utterance proven to be 69.69% effective.
I'm on the hunt for cunt!
(Note: allow pregnant pause between 'hunt' and 'for' to allow ostentatious high five with equally deplorable toothy lounge-lizard sidekick.)
by funkEsavage March 7, 2016
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Cunt-Thirty

The time when specific bitchy, rude, or plainly inconsiderate people, like to show their true colors
"Why is she yelling at the cashier like that?! It's not her fault that the price changed"

"I don't know, it must be Cunt-Thirty"
by Mister Popsicle Stick September 14, 2020
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cunt swab

1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.

2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?

Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.

Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.

Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.

Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
by Fretboards of Fire June 28, 2010
mugGet the cunt swabmug.

cunt specialist

A person who concentrates and is highly skilled in dealing with total cunts.
Susan: I'm tired of dealing with Alice's bullshit, we should hire a cunt specialist to deal with people like her.
by 007dragon August 23, 2023
mugGet the cunt specialistmug.

Cunt

omg omg, I catched a cunt!
by Lonly_Lon December 5, 2019
mugGet the Cuntmug.

Cunt Struck

A term used to describe a young man / adult, who is obsessed and overwhelmed by the girl/ woman he's dating, and throws logic, common sense out the window, and instead clutches at stupidity and bizarre logic when dealing with her or receiving correct information about her, and refusing to accept the truth or listen to anyone regarding her.
That Xavier is completely Cunt Struck with his new girlfriend. He refuses to listen or take strong advise from his friends to end the relationship because she is so controlling, and so not right for him.
by abbottandcostello January 30, 2025
mugGet the Cunt Struckmug.

the shitest shit cunt

His name is Paul 😂
That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂
by The shit cunt April 27, 2022
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