Love after lockup

Train wreck

Have you heard they’re making season 3 of Love After Lockup??

by loveafterlockup February 29, 2020

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True Love’s Piss

When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.

Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss

by No.One.Actually July 25, 2020

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Kiwi love potion

Used by australians towards people from new zealand.

- New Zealand has a lot of sheep there.

- Mint sauce is usually used on lamb roasts.

Adam - Hey can you pass me the kiwi love potion?
Tom - Huh, kiwi love potion?

Adam - Pass the bloody mint sauce ya git!
Tom - Oh, hahahahaha! *passes the mint sauce*

by DRIZL October 21, 2012

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Safe-Love-Bubble

When you're with your partner and no matter what happened in your life, you can finally relax because you're in the safe-love-bubble.

John and Jane have both had some terrifying experiences, but when they are together they can finally totally relax in their safe-love-bubble.

by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023

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I Love You

(Your probably here because your a hopeless romantic)

The three hardest words to say in the English Language. But that was a long time ago. Now, people be saying that all the time to just about anybody.

"I Love You" An affirmation of affection or deep caring.

Boy: I love you...

Girl: No.

by ren_. April 3, 2023

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