Jack Ney

A nonchalant, 6'7, Professional NBA player, looks like Chico Lachowski and Jordan Barett

Your such a 'Jack Ney'

by ZJACKANEY September 8, 2025

Slap the Jack

When you undo your clapping of the Jack/pay for your sins.

"I screwed up my date, so I'm meeting up with her to slap the Jack."
"What did Jack ever do to you?"

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018

Jack Bone

the act of stroking your member at a medium pace while self reflecting on ones failures and shortcomings.

what technique do you use bro?

I tend to Jack Bone...

You need to talk bro?

by blue lobster August 16, 2022

Jack

Jack is one of the most handsome, perfect, awesome, smartest, cutest, nicest, kindest, hottest, funniest, guy you will ever meet he has 0 flaws and he has sm energy he loves 21 savage and the color red and hes rlly rlly good at math and anything he does and hes also rlly rlly good at sports like basketball, baseball, and golf. Jack also has such cute blonde hair (thats also a lil messy sometimes) but thats okay cause he looks cute no matter what and he also has the most handsome smile there ever was and always is smiling and laughing and is always happy with a great sense of humor.

“Jack seems so awesome”
“He is”

by Iheartbaseballboys April 4, 2023

Jack

Not for me

Jack? Not for me

by Howbrowncow May 31, 2019

Jack-like

The opposite of God-like. One who sucks at a particular video game, sport or activity. However they must not be new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.

Nandu: Man that was noob

Erdem: Yeh that was Jack-like

Jack: *cries*

Don: *laughs*

by Erdles January 17, 2006

jack lenister

smiley gay prick with a tinny pennis

jack lenister is gay

by EthanProT January 9, 2015