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Black Hair Dysmorphia

The constant feeling that your hair is not black enough, even after only dying it recently.
“Why are you dying your black hair black? You must have black hair dysmorphia
by Captainbirdseyecreampie October 13, 2023
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Band of the big black horse

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.
Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
by Sahagian June 6, 2018
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Black Elephant

A well endowed african american lover. Prefered by middle aged white men.
by BoggleBoy November 24, 2023
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Black Hole Whack-A-Mole

When you have dodo coming out of your bumhole and you play around with it a little so you squeeze it back in (like how a black hole sucks things in), then rebirthing it back out, then in, then out, etc. This repetitive movement is of similar fashion to the moles in the game Whack-A-Mole
I like to perform the Black Hole Whack-a-Mole technique because it feels as if someone penetrated me with their massive cock in my anus
by Dingleberry Legacy June 9, 2018
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black forces

IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WITH BLACK FORCES YOU ARE NOT SAFE IM TELLING

how do i know?? CUZ I GOT EM
YO U REMEBER QUON

YE W BOUT HIM
HE BEAT MY ASS

LEMME GUESS HE HAD BLACK FORCES
YEP
by tru black forces wearer July 17, 2021
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black nose charles

he always has an empty beer can outside his house everyday, he has a black mass on the top of his nose so beware it could be contagious
did you see black nose charles?”
“yes i did i had to keep well away from him just in case he infected me with his black nosieness!”
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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