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by im going to alice December 11, 2024

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Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 07, 2022

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go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.

Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*

by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018

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Going Witte

Going Witte implies going "rogue" on the team during a Battle Royale. In an attempt to make a "witty" play for fat loot, they agree to land together then cross country voyage across the map away from the squad, only to demand for help when engaged on by a team.

Squadmate: let's all land at the jail.
*squad in agreement*
Squadmate 2: where'd Witte go?
Squadmate 3: he's Going Witte. Look he's in the fucking moistiest swamp!!!
Squadmate Going Witte: help there's a full squad here.

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

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