07 October

Send your tiddies to you bf or he will die

-Yo man you know which day is today?
-No man what do you mean

- It's 07 October your gf has to send you her tiddies

by Geppa October 7, 2022

22 october

when someone is born on this day you should suck his big old

sweaty dick

suck the guy thats born on 22 october

by snipermoke October 10, 2022

12th october

give your loved ones the appreciation they deserve day!! <3

12th october - "it’s october the 12th! i have to show the people i love that i care about them."

by miko :) October 12, 2022

13th October

The day the best people alive were born. They’re sweet, considerate and funny. They should be loved and cherished, you won’t find a better person.

Person A: “My best friend was born on the 13th October!”
Person B: “They must be really cool!”

by HimariSakurai December 12, 2022

Red October

The time of year that is synonymous with asset devaluation. Over the last 400 years of the Stock Market, the month of October has been the month that assets values plummeted, more than other.

“We are running low on our money we stole from the Great Depression!!!! We must start planning and searching for a New Red October!!!

“I cant wait till Red October. I’m going to get so many hookers and put them up all over the world so when I travel places there’s always a hooker waiting for me.

“Let’s rent the movie “The Hunt For Red October” with Sean Connery and a bunch of other actors from the United Kingdom.”

by Brian schwisow January 21, 2023

The Octopus

When you absorb every management position available because you have pictures of the CEO getting gobbled off by an Indian truck driver.

Oh shit here comes the Octopus. Get ready for protected action bitches.

by Uncle Shonk January 31, 2023

3rd October

Leah Appreciation Day

“Hey, its 3rd october. Happy birthday, Leah!”

by lenger February 3, 2023