Generally a twat has issues with girls and his excuse is “they’re doggers” chats more shit than Jay Cartwright contributes nothing to this world as he’s a lazy cunt who’s shit at Games
Girl1:Do you know Jack Joseph Wilson?
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit
Girl2: Yeah the one who said he knocked out a cow with one punch?
Girl1: Yeah he chats bare shit
by JoeWilson9 April 22, 2018

jack is the name of a white boy who probably has shirt brown or red hair. if you know anyone named jack, we can all agree, he is probably really funny, and charming. there’s also a chance, jack is a nickname he uses, for his real name john, jackson, or joseph. jack is usually pretty rebellious and a rule breaker, who beats up teachers. jack may or may not be smart, he for sure is a jack-ass though!
by strawberry_weeds November 22, 2021

UFC champion of the world, he is gonna Knock out Blahal "Remember The Name" on May 10th, its gonna be beautiful gonna be amazing... Him and the whole top 15 have made out with each other, he is a proud soon to be UFC champion...
Whenever a girl see's a nice aussie she thinks that he is very hot he must be a Jack Della Maddalena...
by ssleep May 6, 2025

When a dominant straps a dildo to his head, and penatrates either the cunt or Anus while Pornogrind is playing loudly in the background
"THE PUMP JACK"
Dude Todd! Me and that Goth chick Raven did "THE PUMPING JACK" for the first time last night, It made her whole week dude
Dude Todd! Me and that Goth chick Raven did "THE PUMPING JACK" for the first time last night, It made her whole week dude
by Direwolf January 26, 2023

Better known as JC, can smash a 18 of Cody’s in under 20 minutes and hide the cans under the couch with out a single suspicion. Commonly found drunk picking up empty cans at some dusty flat at 7am to delete the remains. Can destroy a can in 2 seconds flat, King of the BGE and pretty solid at mahi..
by Jack cowie November 23, 2021

the act of stroking your member at a medium pace while self reflecting on ones failures and shortcomings.
by blue lobster August 16, 2022
