Goed

past tense of going to do something

i goed to the store yesterday

by blxdrayn October 4, 2022

Go jim. Be ready when soup comes.

A phrase used when someone refers to going to the gym, mentioned the gym, or otherwise talks about working out. It is nonsensical, and serves to simply confuse the gymbro talking about the gym

Chad: “bruh, I hit a pr wit my deadlifts today”
Dylan: “go jim. Be ready when soup comes.”

by Thattallgirl October 8, 2022

Going top shelf

When someone removes the top lid of a toilet and shits into the compartment where the chain and lever are located and then puts the lid back on.

I could figure out where that smell in the bathroom was coming from until I lifted the top off the back of the toilet and noticed someone had going top shelf.

by Risk Ransom October 14, 2022

I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.

person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick

by ooop- October 15, 2022

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

Go Dahmer

When you see something amazing you want to eat

I’m gonna go Dahmer on that

by Andipandiii October 21, 2022

Rather go to Kanakakunnu

When a plan is so bad you'd rather do something boring and safe instead, like hanging out in a park rather than go out drinking

Our graduation is gonna suck so bad, I'd rather go to kanakakunnu
Do we have to go there? Can't we just go to kanakakunnu instead? There's trees there.

by Vaiyyanellen May 18, 2022