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Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.
by anonymous January 5, 2021
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The Wulfecks of the Black Forest

This is a account from the book of the Wulfecks where they have stored their family hostory, the story is labeled The Blood Debt and is from 1813.

Deep in the Black Forest, the Wulfecks gathered under the iron chandelier, each sibling radiating venom. The Drakwyn clan demanded blood—a Wulfeck life to repay an ancient betrayal.

“Let’s give them Orin,” Thessira sneered, her dagger gouging the oak table. “He crawled back here like the worm he is. Let him squirm for them instead.”

“Charming,” Orin drawled, flipping a tarnished coin. “If wit could kill, you’d still be harmless.”

Valken slammed his fist into the table. “Enough! This isn’t about grudges. It’s survival.”

Calessa swirled her wine, a smirk curling her lips. “Weakest link, then. Any objections?”

“Besides you?” Orin quipped. Thessira’s dagger flew, embedding inches from his hand. He laughed darkly. “Relax, dear sister. I have a solution—a spell to make a doppelgänger. The Drakwyns get their life, and we stay whole.”

What’s the catch?” Calessa’s voice dripped with disdain.

“It needs a willing sacrifice,” Orin hissed. “One life for all. Fair trade.”

Silence. Firelight flickered over their murderous glares. Valken’s knuckles whitened. “We don’t sacrifice our own.”

Calessa chuckled coldly. “How noble. Let’s see how long that lasts.”

The tension thickened, their hatred palpable. The blood debt loomed, and the Wulfecks stared each other down, venom and curses dripping with every breath.
The Wulfecks of the Black Forest killed a man
by Wulfeck Son November 26, 2024
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Black dick

Hey Amy what do you love most in the whole world

Amy: black dick 😊
by Guy with a big black dick June 30, 2023
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black avocados

They way your balls look after getting a vasectomy.
I got my nuts clipped on Friday and now by balls look like black avocados.
by blackballs77 November 17, 2009
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black cock

it's a very rare and specific specie of animal, it's vey very very VERY huge and long, it loves eating cUm and loves playing with da balls, ohhhhhhhhhh my gawd, if you will ever find one, make sure it'll not run away
i like this new animal, what's its name? black cock my guy its a very rare specie
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Black Nigga Cat

When the lights went out during the party, the black nigga cat with swag strutted in, knocking over drinks like it was setting its own vibe.

Every time the black nigga cat with swag walks down the street, even the dogs stop barking to take notes on its swag.
by Swag Cat Max January 11, 2025
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black butterfly's

black butterfly's is when you can fell the blood rushing to your penis.
when you touched me it gave me black black butterfly's.
by theunknowing2211 December 26, 2024
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