by BigEasy58 March 6, 2020

Gentleman #1 - ...they going gorillas, huh
Gentleman #2 - I don't even know what that means
Gentleman #1 - No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
Gentleman #2 - No, it's not, it's gross
Gentleman #1 - Gets the people going
Gentleman #2 - I don't even know what that means
Gentleman #1 - No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
Gentleman #2 - No, it's not, it's gross
Gentleman #1 - Gets the people going
by Kate and Ashley May 16, 2025

by saddieman January 18, 2024

Davey: Bro Doritos and Mt. Dew, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles!
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.
Hym "Stole."
A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."
Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."
Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

by okfinenoob July 14, 2023
